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Roger the Saurus
2006-01-02 18:53:03 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.

I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.

It's all in the mind, you know
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Strange lad
2006-01-02 19:57:07 UTC
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In post-war Casablanca, Ronald Kornblow is hired to run a hotel whose
previous managers have all wound up being murdered. French soldier Pierre
suspects the involvement of ex-Nazis, specifically Count Pfefferman, in
reality the notorious Heinrich Stubel. But Pierre himself is accused of
collaborating with the enemy, and attempts to clear his name with the help
of his girlfriend Annette and cagey buddy Corbaccio. They enlist the aid of
Pfefferman's beleaguered mute valet, Rusty, and discover a hoard of war
booty the Nazis have cached in the hotel.

HTH

Daryl B. Heltapay
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Roger the Saurus
2006-01-02 21:43:47 UTC
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In post-war Casablanca, Ronald Kornblow is hired to run a hotel whose
previous managers have all wound up being murdered. French soldier Pierre
suspects the involvement of ex-Nazis, specifically Count Pfefferman, in
reality the notorious Heinrich Stubel. But Pierre himself is accused of
collaborating with the enemy, and attempts to clear his name with the help
of his girlfriend Annette and cagey buddy Corbaccio. They enlist the aid
of Pfefferman's beleaguered mute valet, Rusty, and discover a hoard of war
booty the Nazis have cached in the hotel.
Or Sir Humphrey Bogart (a knight in Casablanca)
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Strange lad
2006-01-02 21:57:55 UTC
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In post-war Casablanca, Ronald Kornblow is hired to run a hotel whose
previous managers have all wound up being murdered. French soldier Pierre
suspects the involvement of ex-Nazis, specifically Count Pfefferman, in
reality the notorious Heinrich Stubel. But Pierre himself is accused of
collaborating with the enemy, and attempts to clear his name with the
help of his girlfriend Annette and cagey buddy Corbaccio. They enlist the
aid of Pfefferman's beleaguered mute valet, Rusty, and discover a hoard
of war booty the Nazis have cached in the hotel.
Or Sir Humphrey Bogart (a knight in Casablanca)
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'Ere Rog, ain't this about the worstest précis of a wonderfulest film - one
of the funniest ever in the history of certain things. Even though they
were recycling some of their routines by then, it had me laughing out loud!
I reckon I coulda dun better than this.

Now, you canna get onna da train widoudda da badge. You godda da badge?
How was portugal-land?

Grouchy DAn
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Roger the Saurus
2006-01-02 22:28:46 UTC
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How was portugal-land?
It was warm, friendly and drunken. I lazed about a lot and listened to 20
Goon Shows. And I fell in the water
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Geoff
2006-01-03 00:25:36 UTC
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Post by Strange lad
In post-war Casablanca, Ronald Kornblow is hired to run a hotel whose
previous managers have all wound up being murdered. French soldier Pierre
suspects the involvement of ex-Nazis, specifically Count Pfefferman, in
reality the notorious Heinrich Stubel. But Pierre himself is accused of
collaborating with the enemy, and attempts to clear his name with the help
of his girlfriend Annette and cagey buddy Corbaccio. They enlist the aid of
Pfefferman's beleaguered mute valet, Rusty, and discover a hoard of war
booty the Nazis have cached in the hotel.
HTH
Daryl B. Heltapay
Now read on......

Geoff.
nemo
2006-01-06 12:16:04 UTC
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Post by Strange lad
In post-war Casablanca, Ronald Kornblow is hired to run a hotel whose
previous managers have all wound up being murdered. French soldier Pierre
suspects the involvement of ex-Nazis, specifically Count Pfefferman, in
reality the notorious Heinrich Stubel. But Pierre himself is accused of
collaborating with the enemy, and attempts to clear his name with the help
of his girlfriend Annette and cagey buddy Corbaccio. They enlist the aid of
Pfefferman's beleaguered mute valet, Rusty, and discover a hoard of war
booty the Nazis have cached in the hotel.
HTH
Daryl B. Heltapay
Now read on......
Count Pfefferman was a mean man. In the Marx Bros send-up his wig fell off
because it was a small price toupee!

And how on earth could the valet have gone Rusty in the desert?
Magnet
2006-01-02 22:35:49 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
In fact two words:
Meaningless drivel.
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Roger the Saurus
2006-01-02 22:51:51 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications?
I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Meaningless drivel.
Damn! And I missed it
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Roger the Saurus
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Rob Overfield
2006-01-03 12:39:31 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Meaningless drivel.
Damn! And I missed it
never mind, it'll soon be out in the all new DeeVeeDee format. Then you can
go smash it!
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The Naughty Goonboy
Medicine req'd: A *THWAPP* daily

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Ophelia
2006-01-02 22:42:22 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up
a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-02 22:56:01 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications?
I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and and
and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay. And a happy
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love the
Goons. And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
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Roger the Saurus
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Ophelia
2006-01-02 23:13:53 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))

And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))

And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
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Roger the Saurus
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nemo
2006-01-06 12:18:44 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-06 16:41:01 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
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Roger the Saurus
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nemo
2006-01-06 17:22:53 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-06 18:11:46 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
Roger the Saurus
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nemo
2006-01-06 22:08:42 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-06 22:28:30 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by Ophelia
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who
love
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Post by nemo
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the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere.
Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
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2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
--
Roger the Saurus
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nemo
2006-01-06 23:27:16 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone
summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who
love
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere.
Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
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Post by Ophelia
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2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
--
I said 'in' not 'at'!

Clockwork TV. The bind moggles!

Miaowwwww!

Anyway . .

Digest needed - apply within?

Eunuchs wanted - apply without!

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Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwww! I dyu not liyke deess gayme!!!!!
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-06 23:50:45 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500
posts
on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone
summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by Ophelia
and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who
love
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
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the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere.
Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
--
I said 'in' not 'at'!
But I said "at" not "in"
--
Roger the Saurus
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2006-01-07 00:46:51 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500
posts
on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone
summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump
in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
Post by Roger the Saurus
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who
love
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
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the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere.
Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
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2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
--
I said 'in' not 'at'!
But I said "at" not "in"
--
Oh yes you didn't!
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-07 14:18:07 UTC
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500
posts
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alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can
anyone
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of
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communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say
spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump
in...
and
Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by nemo
Post by Ophelia
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over
Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
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new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland
who
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love
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the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere.
Let
Post by Roger the Saurus
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2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
--
There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
--
I said 'in' not 'at'!
But I said "at" not "in"
--
Oh yes you didn't!
Well I'm glad you agree
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Roger the Saurus
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Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500
posts
on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can
anyone
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summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth
of
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communications? I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in...
and
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and and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay.
Nodnodod it did, it did:)))))))))))))))))
And a happy
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new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland
who
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love
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the Goons.
Gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Just like me
innit:))))))))))))))))))))))))
And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers
everywhere.
Let
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2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
What was so good about 1903?
Channel 4 news is on
Oh, no it isn't!
It is at 1903
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There wasn't any television in 1903!
Well there was according to my 24 hour clock
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I said 'in' not 'at'!
But I said "at" not "in"
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Oh yes you didn't!
How long before someone says "out" and starts shaking it all about?
MartinS
2013-08-02 17:52:58 UTC
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You're responding to your own thread from 7 years ago?

Your News Service Provider must have a long retention.
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Martin S
Nemo
2013-08-03 10:28:27 UTC
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You're responding to your own thread from 7 years ago?
Your News Service Provider must have a long retention.
I did realise this in the end. That's VirginBleedya for yer. I had the
date column outside the window. One of the neighbours pointed it out!
Came to my door and said, "There's a strange techy thing hovering
outside your window," she did, so I got out on the balcony and chased it
back in with the broom!

I've removed the old stuff now - until Blunderthird decides to
re-download it!!

Praps they're deliberately making the Usenet as irritating as possibule
to get us all onto Disgracebook and Titter! Over my bod deddy!

When it was Telewest, once a month Cleg-ular as rockwork, heaps of old
posts would appear on here, a.h.puns and a few other text only groups,
and then, after a few days, disappear again of their Ona chord. Very odd.

My ajjopollies for causing such heinous confusion . .

Nemo
Bill Taylor
2013-08-04 05:47:09 UTC
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Test subject: The Mobius Strip.

Candidates are requested to write on one side
of the paper only.

nemo
2006-01-06 12:17:51 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Post by Ophelia
Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications?
I'd be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
Helloooooooooooooooo Roger:))))))) how lovely to see you
back:)))))))))))) Never mind the previous posts.. just jump in... and and
and.... err Happy New Year:)))))))
Thank you darling and I hope your lum reeked all over Hogmanay. And a happy
new year to you and all Yorkshire women exiled in Scotland who love the
Goons. And all the other idiots on this list and spon lovers everywhere. Let
2006 be better than any year since 1903.
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
First of the New Year . . .

OK. <snip> <snip>

(in a high voice) Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
nemo
2006-01-04 17:10:08 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Roger the Saurus
2006-01-04 19:13:10 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Have you never heard of sponted dick?
--
Roger the Saurus
(remove bollix to reply)
Rob Overfield
2006-01-04 20:43:41 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Have you never heard of sponted dick?
no but I've heard of a piece of knotted string....
--
The Naughty Goonboy
Medicine req'd: A *THWAPP* daily

the a.f.g. Rogues Gallery: http://uk.geocities.com/rob_overfield/
"I know you're there, Moriarty, I can hear your socks!"
nemo
2006-01-05 12:54:00 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon
up a word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of
communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Have you never heard of sponted dick?
no but I've heard of a piece of knotted string....
--
I had one of those but the wheel fell off!
nemo
2006-01-05 12:53:21 UTC
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Have you never heard of sponted dick?
They call in Spon Ted Richard inSainsbury's now!
Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)
2006-01-05 02:49:49 UTC
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Post by nemo
Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Isn't that the french word for it?
--
Using Opera's revolutionary e-mail client: http://www.opera.com/mail/
nemo
2006-01-05 12:55:18 UTC
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Post by Pope Pie (Sy Lehrman)
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Post by Roger the Saurus
Hello folks, calling all folks.
I've just returned from 2 weeks in Portugal to find 500 posts on
alt.fan.goons. So, to save me two days of wading, can anyone summon up a
word or two of precis for the last two weeks' worth of communications? I'd
be terribly grateful, not to say spondiculated.
It's all in the mind, you know
--
If yout dic is made of spon, then I think it's far too late for you!
Isn't that the french word for it?
Nope. It's a word in dic 8 ting a very old keyboard and an old, pissed
typissed!
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