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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE.
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Nemo
2014-12-24 02:09:19 UTC
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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1. You believe in Santa Clause.

2. You don't believe in Santa Clause.

3. You are Santa Clause.

4. You look like Santa Clause!

At 67 I can confirm that!
Kerr Mudd-John
2014-12-24 20:16:50 UTC
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Post by Nemo
1. You believe in Santa Clause.
2. You don't believe in Santa Clause.
3. You are Santa Clause.
4. You look like Santa Clause!
At 67 I can confirm that!
There is no sanity clause.
--
Bah, and indeed, Humbug
Nemo
2014-12-28 23:32:23 UTC
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Post by Kerr Mudd-John
Post by Nemo
1. You believe in Santa Clause.
2. You don't believe in Santa Clause.
3. You are Santa Clause.
4. You look like Santa Clause!
At 67 I can confirm that!
There is no sanity clause.
There is a Marx and Spensive in Oxford Street during the sales!


Slashing through the dough, in a great big New Year sale,
See those Plastic bills - that will make you wail!
All those silly things - that you didn't really need,
Get 'em while they're nice and cheap - it'll make your wallet bleed!

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all you've got -
Until you realise what you thought you'd got you'd really not! - OI!


Credit Rating gone - coz you couldn't really pay.
Then they come and take all those lovely things away!
To the Bailiffs' glee, you start to beg and plead,
To hang onto a few-of-those things you purchased out of greed.

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, now you've nothing left.
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!

Oi!
Bill Taylor
2015-01-01 05:15:52 UTC
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No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
An empty house!?

Cor, we would've KILLED for an empty house!
All WE had was a shoe-box, for ten of us to live in,
stuck in the middle of the road wiv bloody great Euro-lorries -- OI!

<hustled off stage to audience boos of "wrong newsgroup" etc...>
Nemo
2015-01-05 13:58:01 UTC
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Post by Bill Taylor
Post by Nemo
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
An empty house!?
Cor, we would've KILLED for an empty house!
All WE had was a shoe-box, for ten of us to live in,
stuck in the middle of the road wiv bloody great Euro-lorries -- OI!
<hustled off stage to audience boos of "wrong newsgroup" etc...>
And when we got opp in t'mornin, we ad ter lick t'road clean with our
tongues!

You were looky! Our dad coot all our tongues out! Ee said it were far
too noisey in t'shoebox!
MartinS
2015-01-09 04:30:58 UTC
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Post by Nemo
Post by Bill Taylor
Post by Nemo
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
An empty house!?
Cor, we would've KILLED for an empty house!
All WE had was a shoe-box, for ten of us to live in, stuck in the
middle of the road wiv bloody great Euro-lorries -- OI!
<hustled off stage to audience boos of "wrong newsgroup" etc...>
And when we got opp in t'mornin, we ad ter lick t'road clean with our
tongues!
You were looky! Our dad coot all our tongues out! Ee said it were far
too noisey in t'shoebox!
Nay, Lad. Lunnunners can't do a Yorkshire accent (except Peter Sellers).
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Martin S
Nemo
2015-01-14 10:32:06 UTC
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
Post by Bill Taylor
Post by Nemo
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
An empty house!?
Cor, we would've KILLED for an empty house!
All WE had was a shoe-box, for ten of us to live in, stuck in the
middle of the road wiv bloody great Euro-lorries -- OI!
<hustled off stage to audience boos of "wrong newsgroup" etc...>
And when we got opp in t'mornin, we ad ter lick t'road clean with our
tongues!
You were looky! Our dad coot all our tongues out! Ee said it were far
too noisey in t'shoebox!
Nay, Lad. Lunnunners can't do a Yorkshire accent (except Peter Sellers).
Lunnunners can do a Peter Sellers? Eeeee ecky thoomp! Ahh'l go t t t t t
foot ov our stares!

Blungebottule: Yihhee! Stairs can't hayve feet! No where to put their boots!

Yoo sure?

Yayysss. Ask Roger Banister!
Nemo
2015-01-25 01:40:35 UTC
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Post by MartinS
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Post by Bill Taylor
Post by Nemo
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
An empty house!?
Cor, we would've KILLED for an empty house!
All WE had was a shoe-box, for ten of us to live in, stuck in the
middle of the road wiv bloody great Euro-lorries -- OI!
<hustled off stage to audience boos of "wrong newsgroup" etc...>
And when we got opp in t'mornin, we ad ter lick t'road clean with our
tongues!
You were looky! Our dad coot all our tongues out! Ee said it were far
too noisey in t'shoebox!
Nay, Lad. Lunnunners can't do a Yorkshire accent (except Peter Sellers).
Lunnunners can do a Peter Sellers? Eeeee ecky thoomp! Ahh'l go t t t t t
foot ov our stares!
Blungebottule: Yihhee! Stairs can't hayve feet! No where to put their boots!
Yoo sure?
Yayysss. Ask Roger Banister!
Ickle!!!!!
Bill Taylor
2015-01-26 11:53:46 UTC
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On Sunday, January 25, 2015 at 2:40:36 PM UTC+13,
Post by Nemo
Post by Nemo
Blungebottule: Yihhee! Stairs can't hayve feet! No where to put their boots!
Yoo sure?
Yayysss. Ask Roger Banister!
Not to mention John Landy (mispronounced "landing").
All right, I won't make any more...
Post by Nemo
Ickle!!!!!
Ockle!

-- Billnok
Nemo
2015-02-08 20:57:36 UTC
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Post by Bill Taylor
On Sunday, January 25, 2015 at 2:40:36 PM UTC+13,
Post by Nemo
Post by Nemo
Blungebottule: Yihhee! Stairs can't hayve feet! No where to put their boots!
Yoo sure?
Yayysss. Ask Roger Banister!
Not to mention John Landy (mispronounced "landing").
All right, I won't make any more...
Post by Nemo
Ickle!!!!!
Ockle!
-- Billnok
Uckle, moooo!

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