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[nemo]

You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!

I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!

We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.

Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.

[Bruce Atchison]

Hello Nemo and the group;

I don't have one of them but I can play the fool in A flat. Will that do?

Bruce (kneeslapper) Atchison, fighter of the very diabolical.

[Ophelia]

Post by Bruce Atchison
Hello Nemo and the group;
I don't have one of them but I can play the fool in A flat. Will that do?
Bruce (kneeslapper) Atchison, fighter of the very diabolical.

*O slaps Bruce around the leggies*

[nemo]

Post by Ophelia

Post by Bruce Atchison
Hello Nemo and the group;
I don't have one of them but I can play the fool in A flat. Will that do?
Bruce (kneeslapper) Atchison, fighter of the very diabolical.

*O slaps Bruce around the leggies*

With a ruler? Miss McKenzie used to do that at the dreaded Richard Cobblers
Primary Skyewul.

How times have changed. The kids hit the teachers now and the parents sue
the teachers if they defend themselves!

[nemo]

Post by Bruce Atchison
Hello Nemo and the group;
I don't have one of them but I can play the fool in A flat. Will that do?
Bruce (kneeslapper) Atchison, fighter of the very diabolical.

A strawberry fool? Must be a bit messy.

(BTW. My original bassoon-type messijj never appeared on my server, but now
the replies have. That's YouBlunder for yer! - or Televest as they call
emselves now.)

[Rob]

Post by nemo

Post by Bruce Atchison
Hello Nemo and the group;
I don't have one of them but I can play the fool in A flat. Will that do?
Bruce (kneeslapper) Atchison, fighter of the very diabolical.

A strawberry fool? Must be a bit messy.
(BTW. My original bassoon-type messijj never appeared on my server,
but now the replies have. That's YouBlunder for yer! - or Televest as
they call emselves now.)

better than playing the Gooseberry Fool!

PS I shall be in the dreaded London Town this weekend!
--
Moriarty's brother
civil servant to the kingdom of Yackabakoo!

the a.f.g. Rogues Gallery: http://uk.geocities.com/rob_overfield/
"Ying-tong-iddle-i-po and remember, yah gotta go OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"

[Bill Taylor]

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Allright den - where's da goils!?

[nemo]

Post by Bill Taylor
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Allright den - where's da goils!?

LOL!

Where's Mick Muldoon?

There's much more keywork than that though - and it don't work logical! All
the sharps and flats, knives and apartments are on the two thumbs for a
start, and that's enough to give a player of any *sensible* woodwind
instrument a very severe start indeed!

Most bassooons are stolen too - because they start with a crook!

[l***@gmail.com]

Post by nemo
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!
I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!
We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.
Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.

[l***@gmail.com]

Post by nemo
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!
I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!
We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.
Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!
I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!
We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.
Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!
I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!
We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.
Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon! Upon his big bassoon!
He puffs and blows until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon! Is like a fire balloon!
I don't know what the music is he moyders every day
But it must be something jazzy like the crazy persons-who-like-watermelons
play (PC version)
You wanna get Muldoon to play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-baa baa bassoon!
We were getting tired of Micky's music!
It made us feel sick!
So we sent a p'licemen round.
When the p'liceman called on him, poor fellow,
He gave a bellow!
Now the p'liceman can't be found.
Can't remember the rest and can't find the 78.

This starts out:

Mick Muldoon was not a great musician
But his ambition was to play the big bassoon.
Ever since he's had one given to him
You can't subdue him. You can't subdue him.
. . . . . .
With his imitation wail
The pigs go melancholic
And forget to curl their tails.
The cock-a-doodle . . .
He doesn't cock-a-doodle as he did.

You wanna get Muldoon
To play a jazzy tune
Upon his big bassoon. Upon his big bassoon
He fairly puffs and blows
Until his rosy nose
Is like a fire balloon. Is like a fire balloon.
If you hear a donkey braying
When his dinner-time's delayed
And you're thinking that's the darndest sound
That ever could be made.
You wanna get Muldoon
To play a jazzy tune
Upon his b-b-b-b-b bassoon!