Punny Headlines

[Nemo]

Punny Headlines:

Foreign ministers of the Friends of Syriupp group who are meeting in
Catarrh, have defended the arming of rebels who are fighting President
Bashar al-Salad. The Friends of the Vegetarians group agreed that this
was the only way to stop him hitting defenceless vegetables!

When doing DIY, he will also now begin to wear an Armoured Dinnerjacket
in shelf defence as the Iranian bloke doesn't need it anymore.

Ant killer recaptured in Australia
A former Plymouth man jailed for life for killing his ant has been
recaptured in Australia after 15 years on the run on all sixes.

(With Aloe Poges to the Beeb Beeb Ceeb.)

[Stanley Daniel de Liver]

Post by Nemo
Foreign ministers of the Friends of Syriupp group who are meeting in
Catarrh, have defended the arming of rebels who are fighting President
Bashar al-Salad. The Friends of the Vegetarians group agreed that this
was the only way to stop him hitting defenceless vegetables!
When doing DIY, he will also now begin to wear an Armoured Dinnerjacket
in shelf defence as the Iranian bloke doesn't need it anymore.
Ant killer recaptured in Australia
A former Plymouth man jailed for life for killing his ant has been
recaptured in Australia after 15 years on the run on all sixes.
(With Aloe Poges to the Beeb Beeb Ceeb.)

Sorry, jokes about death and war aren't in my line.

[Nemo]

Post by Stanley Daniel de Liver

Post by Nemo
Foreign ministers of the Friends of Syriupp group who are meeting in
Catarrh, have defended the arming of rebels who are fighting President
Bashar al-Salad. The Friends of the Vegetarians group agreed that this
was the only way to stop him hitting defenceless vegetables!
When doing DIY, he will also now begin to wear an Armoured
Dinnerjacket in shelf defence as the Iranian bloke doesn't need it
anymore.
Ant killer recaptured in Australia
A former Plymouth man jailed for life for killing his ant has been
recaptured in Australia after 15 years on the run on all sixes.
(With Aloe Poges to the Beeb Beeb Ceeb.)

Sorry, jokes about death and war aren't in my line.

Move out of the way then.

My mum always used to say, "You've got to laugh or you'll cry!"

Wise old bird she was.