Ray Ellington Travel Song

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In one episode Ray Ellington sang a song where it seemed he and his missus had forgotten everything they needed for the holiday.
Does anyone know the name of the song or can anyone transcribe the words?

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The song mainly comprised a checklist of things needed for a trip. Did they have them? NO.

So part of it went as follows:
"Tickets? NO!
Passport? NO!
Map? NO!
Car keys? NO!"

The words may have been different but that was the gist. It may not have been a holiday but it was certainly some kind of car trip.

If I remember any more I'll post it.