Discussion:
01/07/13 Puns
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Nemo
2013-08-21 00:34:03 UTC
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They claim to er is human, but that does not explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I can't explain is you.
Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would not have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an explanation, you would have
had no need to claim and I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? The few other clever
dicks on here will suddenly post to us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??"
A rather queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when they disturb others
by arguing too much.
You argue, I just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You argue, and I give the
facts too!
As usual you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over there, yoo'll
just have to find a free doctor to do you a fever!
All the doctors around here are kept quite busy...
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.!
What is so B.C. about the year 2760?
When I arrive there, I'll tell yer!
You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.

I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!

Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!

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That's Harry Cæcum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his own!!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-21 11:06:08 UTC
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Post by Nemo
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
It did not work as planned, you are still here.
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-22 03:53:13 UTC
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Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
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That's Harry Cæcum that is folks. Boy that man had guts! All of them his
own!!
Post by Michael N. LeVine
It did not work as planned, you are still here.
No. I'm not there - I'm here! I wouldn't go to Merlin land even for a
1ms holiday!!!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-22 12:09:47 UTC
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Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
It did not work as planned, you are still here.
No. I'm not there - I'm here! I wouldn't go to Merlin land even for a
1ms holiday!!!
Even 1ns would be too long...
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-23 22:10:33 UTC
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Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
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What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry Cæcum that is folks. Boy that man had guts! All of them his
own!!
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
It did not work as planned, you are still here.
No. I'm not there - I'm here! I wouldn't go to Merlin land even for a
1ms holiday!!!
Even 1ns would be too long...
Narr. It's plenty of time if all you wanted was a ps!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-24 09:19:33 UTC
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Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating.
It is being saved for sweeps week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a huge
epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
That's Harry Cæcum that is folks. Boy that man had guts! All of them his
own!!
Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
Post by Michael N. LeVine
It did not work as planned, you are still here.
No. I'm not there - I'm here! I wouldn't go to Merlin land even for a
1ms holiday!!!
Even 1ns would be too long...
Narr. It's plenty of time if all you wanted was a ps!
So you think you are a real hot piss-tol...
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
MartinS
2013-08-21 20:12:55 UTC
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Post by Nemo
They claim to er is human, but that does not
explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I
can't explain is you. Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would not
have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an
explanation, you would have had no need to claim and
I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? The
few other clever dicks on here will suddenly post to
us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??" A rather
queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when
they disturb others by arguing too much. You argue, I
just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You
argue, and I give the facts too! As usual
you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over
there, yoo'll just have to find a free doctor to do you a
fever! All the doctors around here are kept quite busy...
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.! What is so B.C.
about the year 2760? When I arrive there, I'll
tell yer! You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating. It is being saved for sweeps
week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a
huge epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry Cæcum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his own!!
Only 51 whats? He's not very bright, is he?

That joke precedes the invention of compact fluorescent and LED bulbs.
--
Martin S
Nemo
2013-08-22 03:57:02 UTC
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
They claim to er is human, but that does not
explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I
can't explain is you. Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would not
have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an
explanation, you would have had no need to claim and
I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? The
few other clever dicks on here will suddenly post to
us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??" A rather
queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when
they disturb others by arguing too much. You argue, I
just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You
argue, and I give the facts too! As usual
you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over
there, yoo'll just have to find a free doctor to do you a
fever! All the doctors around here are kept quite busy...
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.! What is so B.C.
about the year 2760? When I arrive there, I'll
tell yer! You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating. It is being saved for sweeps
week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a
huge epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry Cæcum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his own!!
Only 51 whats? He's not very bright, is he?
Eccles: An you tink dat's bad?????
Post by MartinS
That joke precedes the invention of compact fluorescent and LED bulbs.
Compact fluorescent bulbs? Used for the illumination of bijou bakeries!
Nemo
2014-06-01 20:37:31 UTC
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
They claim to er is human, but that does not
explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I
can't explain is you. Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would not
have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an
explanation, you would have had no need to claim and
I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? The
few other clever dicks on here will suddenly post to
us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??" A rather
queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when
they disturb others by arguing too much. You argue, I
just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You
argue, and I give the facts too! As usual
you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over
there, yoo'll just have to find a free doctor to do you a
fever! All the doctors around here are kept quite busy...
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.! What is so B.C.
about the year 2760? When I arrive there, I'll
tell yer! You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating. It is being saved for sweeps
week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a
huge epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry Cæcum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his own!!
Only 51 whats? He's not very bright, is he?
That joke precedes the invention of compact fluorescent and LED bulbs.
We call em 'low energy' over here - especially with me on these damned
beta blockers! :o((
Stanley Daniel de Liver
2014-06-01 20:53:03 UTC
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
They claim to er is human, but that does not
explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I
can't explain is you. Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would n=
ot
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an
explanation, you would have had no need to claim a=
nd
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? Th=
e
Post by MartinS
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few other clever dicks on here will suddenly post =
to
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??" A rath=
er
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when
they disturb others by arguing too much. You argue, =
I
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You
argue, and I give the facts too! As usual
you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over
there, yoo'll just have to find a free doctor to do you =
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
fever! All the doctors around here are kept quite busy..=
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Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.! What is so B.=
C.
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
about the year 2760? When I arrive there, I'll
tell yer! You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.

I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating. It is being saved for sweep=
s
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a
huge epidemic of chim knee!

Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry C=E6cum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his=
own!!
Only 51 whats? He's not very bright, is he?
That joke precedes the invention of compact fluorescent and LED bulbs=
.
We call em 'low energy' over here - especially with me on these damned=
=
beta blockers! :o((
I hope your beta blockers beat the alpha ones.

-- =

It's a money /life balance.
Nemo
2014-06-02 05:58:15 UTC
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Post by Stanley Daniel de Liver
Post by Nemo
Post by MartinS
Post by Nemo
They claim to er is human, but that does not
explain you...
I know what I am and I'm totally happy. What I
can't explain is you. Praps you should!
If you were capable of understanding, you would not
have had to ask for an explanation.
And if you were capable of giving such an
explanation, you would have had no need to claim and
I wouldn't be able to understand it!
You know what's going to happen soon don't you? The
few other clever dicks on here will suddenly post to
us a really loud messijj reading,
"Why the f*ck don't you two get married!??" A rather
queer response even for you.
It's mainly a British idiom for British idiots when
they disturb others by arguing too much. You argue, I
just give the facts.
So there's something else we've got in common. You
argue, and I give the facts too! As usual
you are wrong, I do not have the ague..
I'm right, and you do have the ague! Seenaz you're over
there, yoo'll just have to find a free doctor to do you a
fever! All the doctors around here are kept quite busy...
As they were 2013+ years ago - quite B.C.! What is so B.C.
about the year 2760? When I arrive there, I'll
tell yer! You are late as usual as this is already 5773
Iyyyym talkin about Annie Dominoes!
I am not going to fall for that.
http://youtu.be/CJsDkqJQWOo
I hope you don't expect me to sweep that lot up!!
I bookmarked it though. Fascinating. It is being saved for sweeps
week.
Iyyy thought they were all off sick in horse piddle because of a
huge epidemic of chim knee!
http://youtu.be/te_Nv3lMUnA
Gorr bloyyme govnihh!! I don't have to watch that to remember it!!
YUKKKKK! You'll be posting a link to 'A Goonful of Sugar' next!
Neddie: What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?
That's Harry Cæcum that is. Boy that man had guts! All of them his own!!
Only 51 whats? He's not very bright, is he?
That joke precedes the invention of compact fluorescent and LED bulbs.
We call em 'low energy' over here - especially with me on these damned
beta blockers! :o((
I hope your beta blockers beat the alpha ones.
How did you guess? It's Alf who's hosin' the garden down at the moment
as well otherwise I won't be able to!

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