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01/07/13 Puns + Goons uTooobs folks!!
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Nemo
2013-07-31 08:40:39 UTC
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She was benched?
Yeah, recovery is sofa, so good!
Did you find that out by divan-ation?
I recliner to answer on the grounds of this 'in crime nation'.
And smokeing a chesterfield?
What's with the 'eing'? Are you yeing or yaing?
Naiether. He's a waienkier!
You are the one going with the beat..
But at least I can go with 5, 7, Greek-style 9, 11, 13 to the bar etc.,
etc. Unless it's by a damned good first-class composer, 4/4 all the time
can get damned boring!
But driving a 4x4 cross country can be exhilarating.
At an exhibition in Hyde Park celebrating the Queeeeeeeen's last-but-one
jubilee, there was a BRITISH Land Rover on a slope and I took a ride in
it (It was free of course!) - and with no trouble at all, it went
straight up this 45° ramp and back several times. Very impressive.
There was one bloke who fell out and he said it was ex-hill-erating!
Can your 4 x 4s do that?
Just 45 degrees?
As achieved by 45 graduates in spite of inny quit arse uni course fees -
yes!
Tariff the top to lower the center of gravity and you might get it to go steeper..
My BMW R75/6 had a very low centre of gravy tea as well, but I wouldn't
have chanced trying to take it up a 45° slope!
And I'd not have tariffed the top because the top of the thing was me
sat sitting on it!
Another opportunity lost.
Yoo can't make tea out of tuna!
But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?



Look at the Spike Milligan clips as well! It's a Ned Duke Asian folks!

What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? - A Ned
Duke, folks?? I've been promoted folks!!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-07-31 10:30:54 UTC
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Post by Nemo
But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-01 12:02:05 UTC
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Post by Nemo
But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
http://youtu.be/5ao6ASltFrY
Look at the Spike Milligan clips as well! It's a Ned Duke Asian folks!
What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? - A Ned
Duke, folks?? I've been promoted folks!!
Post by Michael N. LeVine
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!



Is that you there wearin a cap?

Iyyyyyyyy gotta Newgate Clock. A Nart Deco one called Metro! Got in in a
January Sail. It wasn't wet though.

To the Gune of Bingle Jells . .

Slashing through the dough, in a great big New Year sale,
See those Plastic bills - they will make you wail!
All those silly things - that you don't really need,
Get 'em while they're nice and cheap - it'll make your wallet bleed!

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all you've got -
Until you realise what you thought you'd got you'd really not!

Credit Rating gone - coz you couldn't really pay.
Then they come and take all those lovely things away!
To the Bailiffs' glee, you start to beg and plead,
To hang onto a few-of-those things you purchased out of greed.

Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, now you've nothing left.
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!

Oi!

They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-01 12:26:22 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
Thats debatable...
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-01 17:30:45 UTC
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Post by Michael N. LeVine
Post by Nemo
But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
Like diss . . . .
http://youtu.be/ctM_Rvgjfpo
Is that you there wearin a cap?
Iyyyyyyyy gotta Newgate Clock. A Nart Deco one called Metro! Got in in a
January Sail. It wasn't wet though.
To the Gune of Bingle Jells . .
Slashing through the dough, in a great big New Year sale,
See those Plastic bills - they will make you wail!
All those silly things - that you don't really need,
Get 'em while they're nice and cheap - it'll make your wallet bleed!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all you've got -
Until you realise what you thought you'd got you'd really not!
Credit Rating gone - coz you couldn't really pay.
Then they come and take all those lovely things away!
To the Bailiffs' glee, you start to beg and plead,
To hang onto a few-of-those things you purchased out of greed.
Checkout bills, checkout bills, spending all the way -
Oh what fun it is to try-and-be bankrupt in a day!
Checkout bills, checkout bills, now you've nothing left.
No cash, no goods - an empty house and feeling quite bereft!
Oi!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-02 11:28:49 UTC
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Post by Nemo
But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Perhaps its time you were benched.
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-03 10:05:31 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Perhaps its time you were benched.
Blessed?? Oi! A dank!
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-03 11:10:01 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Perhaps its time you were benched.
Blessed?? Oi! A dank!
That could only occur if done by Anton LaVey
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
Nemo
2013-08-07 03:02:26 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Perhaps its time you were benched.
Blessed?? Oi! A dank!
That could only occur if done by Anton LaVey
On of teh Royal Shakespeare Company LaVeys?
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-07 11:34:28 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo...
Nonce equitur.
That joke does have its ups and downs...
Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever necks?
You are just duncan the issue..
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know what I'yym doin!
They don't write em like that anymore!! . . . . . I do!
That''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''s debatable...
Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy don't care what kind of table it is!
Perhaps its time you were benched.
Blessed?? Oi! A dank!
That could only occur if done by Anton LaVey
On of teh Royal Shakespeare Company LaVeys?
The devil is in the details.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anton_LaVey
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
MartinS
2013-08-01 18:39:36 UTC
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But you are the yoo-yoo... Nonce equitur. That joke does have
its ups and downs... Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever
necks? You are just duncan the issue.. Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know
what I'yym doin! Thats debatable...
It's time you learned how to separate your response from the post you are
quoting. Your pearls of wisdom (!) can be hard to spot.
--
Martin S
Michael N. LeVine
2013-08-02 11:27:43 UTC
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Post by MartinS
But you are the yoo-yoo... Nonce equitur. That joke does have
its ups and downs... Oy oy!! Reciprocating humoUr! Whatever
necks? You are just duncan the issue.. Eccles: Iyyyyyyyyy know
what I'yym doin! Thats debatable...
It's time you learned how to separate your response from the post you are
quoting. Your pearls of wisdom (!) can be hard to spot.
But you keep deleting them.
--
Michael LeVine - ***@redshift.com
"I can remember when a liberal was one
who was generous with his own money"
Will Rogers
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