How to Die Beautifully

[Silver Surfer]

All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house. If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
So what about details? What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping? How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?

Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?

[4s00th]

Post by Silver Surfer

All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house.  If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
So what about details?  What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping?  How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?

Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?

I suppose it could be true.

[Robert H]

Post by Silver Surfer

All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house.  If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
So what about details?  What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping?  How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?

Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die?

That's not always true.

[Father Haskell]

Post by Silver Surfer

All right, if I'm going to be an asher, I'm going to be an asher...
If I choose to die, I want to do it beautifully, with no body for anyone to find, in or near my house.  If I could go somewhere into nature, where I belong, where nobody would find me. If I could get thin first, be beautiful, wear a white dress. If I could die on a hillside somewhere, where nobody goes, perhaps lying on a bed of rose petals, holding a rose. If I could leave this world in beauty, creating beauty through my death, maybe that would be the only beauty I am capable of contributing. Maybe it would make everything all right.
I even liked the idea of someone else, laying my body on the rose petals, caring and making sure I looked beautiful. The thought of being tended to, so carefully, felt good. But if I found anyone willing to do that, I know I would wake up in a mental institution.
So what about details?  What could I take, that would allow me enough time to lay down on the petals, and look like I am sleeping?  How could I keep a massive search from being deployed?

Don't you know you shit all over yourself when you die? Do you want to
shit on rose petals? Besides, what if you're a Nigger? Wouldn't you
want to die of clogged arteries in a Kentucky Fried Chicken? Or what
if you're Arab? Wouldn't you want to die with your dick in a camels
ass?

Here, enjoy the lord's day with a movie, as he
surely would.